Platypus: The Zippy Files

I always wanted a blog...
Well, anyway, I want to point out that Malum does make a pretty darn good bracelet. The set, obviously; the real thing would break my wrist. And yes, I'm engaged to the real Malum.
HE DOES EXIST DAMMIT
Yeah, I had a friend over and I was fiddling with my Malum set and I turned him into a neat bracelet. Epic winzorz.

We also called another friend of ours and I repeated 'Ring ring... hello? Ring ring... h-hello?' over and over in a weird voice. It was fun.

I will talk more random stuff later.

Your the most random chick I ever met.

Malum ftw. Indeed.

Who says I'm a chick? On my home planet, my gender is known as 'fgsfgshdfghrgrgrgfjkllkjklkiiikiikyhnjknb'.

Malum is HOT. I'm going to buy a pin up of him. I sure hope BIONICLE makes those...

Maybe they do.

Gavla, would you buy a Hahli one?

Dlakii, OH MY GREAT SPIRIT DID YOU NOTICE THAT TOO?!
That scared me deeply in The Legend Reborn. The camera went up and I was kinda going, 'Oh, please, don't zoom there...'

That was indeed..odd.

Mata Nui can be sexy if he wants. He is Mata Nui, after all.

Also, that always creeps out Zippy every time she watches it. Honestly, LEGO people, first Turaga Nokama's chest piece in Mask of Light, now THIS?!

Darn, that's sexy. If I wasn't engaged to Malum...

Oh my.

Also, technically the BIONICLE movies should be rated M. None of them are wearing clothes.

OMG. Your right. Kiina is not as hot as we thought she was.

Oh yeah? I happen to know a lot about the Glatorian anatomy, including the fact that they have a ticklish spot just below their ribcage.
... You don't want to know how I know.

Yeah, I actually mean the first three. It's so darn hard to take Makuta seriously when he's nude. XD

Makuta: OOoo..I'm bringing sexy back.


lol.

Takanuva: Don't look at me! I'm not decent!

I have this theory: Masks are the Matoran Universe's equivalent to our pants or clothes or whatever. That makes the storyline a lot funnier.

That also means Takanuva dacked Teridax in the first movie. And they switched pants.

YES. YOU CAN'T DENY IT.

Oh my Great Spirits..

...
And that means...
The Great Spirit doesn't wear pants... and his spirit is put inside a pair of pants, which are blasted into space...

PAAANTS IN SPAAAAAACE...

"THESE PANTS GAVE ME NEW LIFE, BUT I DON'T COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THEIR POWERS."